[Intro: Weird Synth Sound] Check the address. Yeah. Unit B-4. Don't judge the furniture. [Sound effect: Coughing] This is my kingdom. [Verse 1: Fast Flow] Ridin' in a golf cart, that's my limousine I'm the designated cleaner, yeah I keep it clean My kitchen's a hot plate, microwave scene Got my own climate control, living the dream Got the dusty inventory, watch me flex the stack Told the manager I'm moving out, yeah, I'm never coming back This ain't a house, this a vault, this a treasure map Got my whole life packed inside, where the money at? [Pre-Chorus] The padlock's my jewelry, the hallway's my view Got a little ceiling fan, yeah that's something new Waiting for the weekend, I know what to do [Chorus: Catchy Hook / Ironic] I'm the Locker King! [Shout: King!] Yeah, I make the padlock sing! Ten by ten, baby, that's my everything Locker King! Watch me do the silly dance, watch me swing! [Verse 2: Quirky Flow] They ask me where I'm staying, I say Unit 4 Got a disco ball hanging by the storage door My neighbor's got old tires, I got so much more I'm wearing three jackets 'cause the heat is poor I pay my rent in quarters, ain't worried 'bout the cost Everything I own is slightly covered in frost But the internet's working, yeah nothing is lost I'm the Locker King, better follow my gloss! [Bridge: Suddenly Slow] [Acoustic Guitar Strum] Wait, did I lock the door when I left? I left the pizza there... [Gasp] [Beat returns abruptly] [Chorus: Explosive Hook] I'm the Locker King! [Hype man shout: Woo!] Yeah, I make the padlock sing! Ten by ten, baby, that's my everything Locker King! Watch me do the silly dance, watch me swing! [Outro] [Padlock locking] Don't forget the code. It's 4-2-0. I'm out.
