So... I don't remember doing this one 🤨 But when I clicked it earlier to see what it was, I got a good laugh and said fuck it, this is the one I'm working on today. Waaaaas I intoxicated when I did this weeks ago? Methinks yes. 😌Hope you guys enjoy this little bit of idiocy from me 😌🤭🫶🏻 *** When you put me on a leash Do you think I might misbehave Or maybe I might escape You see I'm like a mouse I might just bite the hand that feeds me 'Cause I know I won't ever need it No, you can't teach me new tricks Got the whole internet fooled 'Cause they don't know my brain is high, getting singed Do I look cute in this? Take a pic Post it on your page You can hashtag dumb bitch Yeah, it's sick And you know it turns me on When you ask Who's your daddy? And I respond back Yawn And you know my love is tainted You could try to make it yours But it's not that sacred You could try to make me yours But it's not worth it Wanna chase me down in the pitch dark You're tying my arms and legs I know you love my bark The louder I get The more you love me And you'll never ever release me No, you can't teach me new tricks Got the whole internet fooled 'Cause they don't know my brain is fried, so singed Do I look cute in this? Take a pic Post it on your page You can hashtag dumb bitch Yeah, it's sick And you know it turns me on When you ask Who's your daddy? And I respond back Yawn And you know my love is tainted You could try to make it yours But it's not that sacred You could try to make me yours But it's not worth it You could try to make me yours But I promise It's not worth it
