[Intro] 🎵 You say, “Just chill,” I say, “Let’s ignite,” It’s a cantrip, babe, not a guiding light. You pray to your pact like a warlock simp— While I set the vibe with a firebolt pimp. 🎵 ID10T? More like MVP. [Verse 1] My spellbook’s burned at every edge, I don’t cast clean — I cast with wedge. I throw sparks like I'm starting trends, You throw shade with your spooky friends. Eldritch Blast? That's baby glow, I scorch the field, then strike a pose. Sure, it’s one d-ten, but I hit with style, You hit for damage, I hit worthwhile. [Chorus] 🎵 I’m a D-10 of Sass, With a flamin’ flash. Not a spell, it’s a fashion clash— And I torch with panache! You pact boys mope, I light up hope, One shot, ten points, still stole the show. Yeah, I’m chaos class — I’m a D-10 of Sass! 🎵 [Verse 2] Got kicked from class for “misuse of flame,” But I lit the lecture, earned my name. They teach control — I teach flair, I make explosions with debonair. Warlock’s edge? Just tragic gloom, You're a Tumblr phase in a smoky room. While you fake deep with your fiendish source, I burn bright like divine divorce. [Chorus] 🎵 I’m a D-10 of Sass, With a flamin’ flash. Not a spell, it’s a fashion clash— And I torch with panache! You pact boys mope, I light up hope, One shot, ten points, still stole the show. Yeah, I’m chaos class — I’m a D-10 of Sass! 🎵 [Bridge] 🔥 Yeah, I missed — but look, the tavern’s gone, Now that’s what I call ambiance! You deal max damage? Cool, okay... I cast one bolt and reshaped the play. 🔥 So go on, mock my cantrip pace — I still leave scorch marks on your face. [Final Chorus] 🎵 I’m a D-10 of Sass, A fiery blast, They say “small spell,” I say “iconic cast.” And I light it up fast! You pact-bound clone, Go cry alone, This pyromancer don’t fetch no bone. Yeah, I burn with class — I’m a D-10 of Sass! 🎵 [Outro] 🎵 So when they say, “Choose wisely, girl,” I wink, I smile, I torch the world. Don’t need big spells or ancient mass— Just this girl... And her D-10 of Sass. 🎵
