Intro "Good evening, wasteland wanderers… you’ve tuned into Radio New Vegas. I’m your host, DJ Rusty — serving swingin’ tunes, warm static, and a hint of glowing charm!" "Ladies and survivors… here comes a little something to remind you that even in the wasteland, some things still sparkle. This one’s brought to you by Sunset Sarsaparilla — the taste that survived the test of time!" Verse 1 "She moved in next door with a smile so wide, Half her face gone, but she’s glowin’ inside. Brought me cookies made of pre-war corn, Said, ‘Don’t mind the smell, it’s just where I’m worn.’" Verse 2 "Now every night we dance in the dark, To an old croon record and a Geiger spark. She laughs like thunder, her eyes like chrome, Guess I found my ghoul, and I ain’t alone." Chorus "The ghoul next door, she stole my heart, With a kiss that glows and a love that’s smart. Spin that record, Rusty, let the lovers play, We’re fallin’ apart, but we like it that way!" Bridge "They said love’s dead in this ol’ wasteland, But she held my hand with a three-fingered hand. And when the moon turns green, we’ll still be fine — ‘Cause radiation makes the heart align." Outro "Ah, ain’t love grand — even when it’s half-decomposed. That was ‘The Ghoul Next Door’, folks. Stay glowing, stay groovy, and remember: the only thing more dangerous than radiation… is romance. This is DJ Rusty, signing off from Radio New Vegas!"
