[Intro – Dewbar // male, sardonic] Never stopped in Paris, skipped the shine (ugh, everyone’s taking selfies) Took the S1N road, double-parked in crime (parking tickets? never heard of ‘em) Wrath in the rearview, Lust waving goodbye (she’s dramatic, love it) Cracked Rozin laughing, morals left somewhere else (hope she packed snacks) [Verse 1 – Dewbar] Name’s Dewbar, heard the groans already (so original) I’m the bad idea you didn’t see coming (surprise!) Talk big, sound small (adorable) I echo punchlines when you’re too slow to get ‘em (catch up, pal) Frailty ran, tripped (classic move) I waved “sorry”—yeah, sure, keep dreaming (not sorry) I don’t hunt, I heckle (cheaper than therapy) Laugh hard, quench thirst—life’s simple that way (you can try it sometime) [Chorus – Dewbar, playful snark] Laugh or burn, pick one (or do both, go ahead) Either way, I’m still standing tall (and enjoying the view) Don’t like my game? That’s cute (seriously, bless you) I don’t need you happy—I just need your exit (cheers!) [Verse 2 – Dewbar] I narrate collapse (it’s kind of my hobby) Crack jokes while courage snoozes (nap time, folks) You swear you’re a wolf, I hear a squeak (adorable) Big talk Monday, quiet by Friday (classic) No crown, no throne, no big reveal (missed it) Just me, aggressively free (try to keep up) I don’t play fair—I play entertained (and you’re the entertainment) Smile at me? Congratulations, you’re already flamed (welcome!) [Bridge – Dewbar // sardonic commentary] Relax, don’t tense (you’ll sprain your ego) This isn’t personal… okay, maybe a little (fine, mostly fun) Bright side: cameo in my chaos (fame!) Remembered forever… mostly as a warning (you’re welcome) [Verse 3 – Dewbar] I leave signatures, not corpses (unless they’re polite) Inside jokes carved in broken bones (art, obviously) Call me cruel? Nah, just efficient with flair (recycling evil, premium) Ruin the room, straighten the chair (tidy destruction) Came in loud, left outclassed (classic entrance, tragic exit) Laughed so hard I pulled a hamstring (worth it) [Outro – Dewbar // amused, dismissive] Dewbar’s the name—remember it (tattoo optional) You laughed, you burned, imagine that (I did too, twice) I don’t bow, bend, or wait (time’s cheap, darling) Final note: your fate, my discretion (mic drop, enjoy the view)
