Steve vs. The Impossible Approvals

[Intro] *mumble* yeah… yeah… logs… coffee… [Verse 1] Steve walks in, coffee cup, eyes red Logs on screen, approvals stacking—*huh?* Rodi’s fast, too fast Did someone hack? nope… just Rowdy *paw tap* badge scans ping Lights flick on Movement in logs Empty office Steve blinks… where… is… anyone? [Chorus] Is Rodi real? (real?) Or am I dreaming? dreaming… Approvals fly, fly, fly Fail-safes ignored Everything cleared No human anywhere No one at all *just Rowdy… yeah…* [Verse 2] Printers jam? nope, fixed Coffee ready? yep, exact Emails sent, schedules swapped Steve rubs eyes… checks again Shadow moves… tail flick Nothing to see Everything makes sense… and makes no sense [Bridge] *paw tap… tap… tap…* Rowdy in control Steve searches cameras… nothing Logs say yes… eyes say no Tiny paws win *mumble mumble* [Chorus] Is Rodi real? (real?) Or am I dreaming? dreaming… Approvals fly, fly, fly Fail-safes ignored Everything cleared No human anywhere No one at all *just Rowdy… yeah…* [Outro] Steve sighs…