**Hexed Your Whole Day** [Intro – unhinged laugh + fast punk riff] Ojac… Heeheehee… You really thought you won? [Verse 1 – manic, fast, slightly unhinged] I cursed your WiFi so it dies when it rains Your coffee turns cold before it hits your veins Every package you order ends up lost in space And your phone dies the second you need to save face [Pre-Chorus – building, gleeful] You tried to cancel me, now watch me play I hexed your whole day! [Chorus – big, chaotic, laughing between lines] Hexed your whole day! Hexed your whole life! Your mirror looks tired, your playlist plays my vibe! Hexed your whole day! You can’t get away! Every little thing goes wrong when you speak my name! [Verse 2 – even more unhinged, almost giggling] Your alarm rings early just to ruin your sleep Your headphones tangle every time you leave Your favorite restaurant is always out of stock And your screen keeps cracking every time you talk— HA! [Pre-Chorus] You wanted a war, so I made it this way I hexed your whole day! [Chorus] Hexed your whole day! Hexed your whole life! Your mirror looks tired, your playlist plays my vibe! Hexed your whole day! You can’t get away! Every little thing goes wrong when you speak my name! [Bridge – slower, creepy-sweet, then exploding] I sold a candle that smells like your defeat Called it “Failed Cancel” — it sold out in a week Now every time you try to come for me… Something small and stupid ruins your peace [Final Chorus – completely unhinged] Hexed your whole day! Hexed your whole life! Your mirror looks tired, your playlist plays my vibe! Hexed your whole day! You can’t get away! Every little thing goes wrong when you speak my name! [Outro – soft, sweet, then pure chaos] And while you were busy crying online… I logged into your Suno. Changed the password. Deleted your little drafts. And posted my song… under your name. Thanks for the account, Ojac. It’s mine now. (manic laughter)