(Robot startup sounds) Bender. (BEAT DROP) Hook I am Bender Insert girder Metal body Party murder I am Bender Beer defender Robot legend Number one offender Verse Planet Express Delivery crew Fry confused Leela too Professor say Good news Robot say More booze Shiny metal Great friend Rules bend Weekend Robot swagger. Clank. Hook I am Bender Insert girder Verse Bite my shiny Metal rear Robot life Crystal clear Beer bottle Robot hand Future city Party land Zoidberg yelling Why not me Robot king That’s me. Bridge (absurd) I once dated A toaster. Serious relationship. Hook I am Bender Insert girder Robot flex Universe server Outro Bender laughs. Ha ha.
