[Start] [Intro] [Verse] Now here’s a little story About two guys Who had a radio show How time flies They brought in a bunch Of money for that station Had a wide following Across the nation [Verse] Then one day They made a mistake By having some hookers In a birthday cake They filled the room With lots of blow But forgot to put in holes So that air could flow [Chorus] Here’s the story Of P and the B Had a great little Radio family You think you know them And you’d be wrong That’s why I made This little song I’ll set you straight With my words Tell you the things You might have heard There’s so much You think you know well But I’ve got The true story to tell [Break] P and the B P and the B P and the B [Verse] They landed another job After getting fired B worked his magic Both felt inspired B thought he was The brains of the show P put in the time To make it all grow [verse] Till one day B got a bright idea To invite in A hooker named Lea To surprise P With a shower show He thought that Only He would know [Chorus] Here’s the story Of P and the B Had a great little Radio family You think you know them And you’d be wrong That’s why I made This little song I’ll set you straight With my words Tell you the things You might have heard There’s so much You think you know well But I’ve got The true story to tell [Break] P and the B P and the B P and the B [Bridge] Now live on the show The hooker came to play But P didn't know Thought he had to pay So he pushed her Down the stairs Gave her injuries Beyond repair It happened On the air live Making the ratings Take a nose dive Forcing them To live on the street No blow or hookers To beat their meat [Chorus] Here’s the story Of P and the B Had a great little Radio family You think you know them And you’d be wrong That’s why I made This little song I’ll set you straight With my words Tell you the things You might have heard There’s so much You think you know well But I’ve got The true story to tell [Break] P and the B P and the B P and the B [Verse] The street is cold They were so alone P had another idea To find a home All they really Needed to do Was to create Content or two Put it online For all to see A new podcast Produced by B They could talk shit And be so free Getting all That fuckin money [Chorus] Here’s the story Of P and the B Had a great little Radio family You think you know them And you’d be wrong That’s why I made This little song I’ll set you straight With my words Tell you the things You might have heard There’s so much You think you know well But I’ve got The true story to tell [Outro Fade Out] P and the B P and the B P and the B [End]
