[Intro] (Solemn gothic church organ suddenly crushed by a punishing four-on-the-floor sub kick) VLAD: (Panicked gasp) What sorcery is this? The very air is convulsing! LARRY: (Yelping) My retinas! The driveway is flashing! [Verse 1] They saw a sign that said: 'Tune to FM eighty-eight-five' Had a ten-second countdown for the show to go live! Sixteen L E D cannons screwed into the gutter trim Started strobing blinding flashes as the show begins. The flowerbeds were pulsing, the vinyl siding hummed. The entire house was throbbing to the synchronized drums! Drac's monocle shattered, his cape was flapping in the air The Werewolf almost toppled as the sound blew back his hair! [Pre-Chorus] ADAM: (Monotone, terrified) This is... high-amperage witchcraft. (Rising synthesizer pitch sweep, sirens wailing) VLAD:This house is possessed! [Drop] (Violent 148 BPM electro bassdrop, flashing synth stabs, erratic pipe organ runs) [Chorus] Strobe light seizure on the manicured lawn! One-fifty beats per minute till the break of dawn! Glowing jack-o'-lanterns jumping to the groove Pulsing yard-ghosts lip-syncing every tune! Strobe light seizure! (With a wall of sound!) Strobe light seizure! (Knocked us to the ground!) [Verse 2] Animated gargoyles snapping on the shingled eave, Multicolored lights are flashing in the front-yard trees! Motorized pumpkins rapping at a devilish pace Blinding green laser grids shooting all the way to space! The inflatable grim reaper rises ten feet in the air Fiber-optic spiders are dancing everywhere The Count is screaming heresy, Frank’s curled up in a ball. The Werewolf blinks his yellow eyes, trying to understand what he just saw! [Drop] (Heavier bass drop with frantic pipe organ arpeggios and stuttering vocal cuts) [Chorus] Strobe light seizure on the manicured lawn! One-fifty beats per minute till the break of dawn! Glowing jack-o'-lanterns jumping to the groove Pulsing yard-ghosts lip-syncing every tune! Strobe light seizure! (With a wall of sound!) Strobe light seizure! (Knocked us to the ground!) [Outro] VLAD: The whole house is vibrating upward! The beam is re-charging! (Frantic footsteps scuffling on gravel, sub-bass thud fades into mechanical garage hum and a distant polite automated female voice: "Show will repeat in three minutes.")
