ZEUS CRAPPED OUT Heitz Lightz — Performance Cut [INTRO — 4 BARS] Ayo— You named that controller ZEUS? God of thunder? God of lightning? Then why everybody yelling— “RESET IT!” HEITZ LIGHTZ. LET THE LIGHTZ SPEAK. [VERSE 1 — 16 BARS] You call him Zeus? Better call him Confused, Pair it three times, still ain’t synced to the tunes. Zone one red, zone two stuck blue, Zone three disappeared—what the hell Zeus do? Bluetooth, reset, instructions and prayer, Need an engineer just to get you there. By the time Zeus pairs and you’re ready to glow, We done lit three rides and left the damn show. “Only our strips!” Man, we heard that pitch, Locked-up system ain’t an innovative trick. Named him Zeus like lightning gonna crack— Whole crew waiting on you to reconnect the app. We’re installed. You’re pairing. We’re glowing. You’re staring. We’re rolling out while your customers shout— “HEY! SOMEBODY RESET ZEUS!” [HOOK — 8 BARS] ROLL ’EM! ROLL ’EM! — CRAP OUT! ZEUS DON’T SYNC? — TAP OUT! Blink-blink—then a blackout, LITE THE NIGHT JUST CRAPPED OUT! ROLL ’EM! ROLL ’EM! — CRAP OUT! While you’re resetting that app now— You keep rolling them dice— HEITZ LIGHTZ GOT THE WHOLE BLOCK LIT! [VERSE 2 — 16 BARS] You like playing craps? Then roll them dice, Maybe Zeus connects if the number comes right. Snake eyes on the strips, hard eight on the app, Lost Bluetooth again—better pull out the map. Come-out roll—lights come on, Next roll hit—where the hell they gone? Hard six! Hard eight! Somebody got a clue? Whole damn table yelling— “RESET ZEUS!” Tell another story—better bring receipts, Talk ain’t proof just because you repeat. Fire stories? Strip stories? Who invented what? SHOW THE RECEIPTS OR SHUT IT UP. David Harich. Original Joker in the conversation. History deserves more than imitation. You can yell your version till your face turns blue— RECEIPTS SPEAK LOUDER THAN ZEUS DO. [HOOK] ROLL ’EM! ROLL ’EM! — CRAP OUT! ZEUS DON’T SYNC? — TAP OUT! Blink-blink—then a blackout, LITE THE NIGHT JUST CRAPPED OUT! CRAP OUT! CRAP OUT! There go Zeus again! CRAP OUT! CRAP OUT! BETTER HIT RESET AGAIN! [VERSE 3 — 16 BARS] Big event flyer, big event hype, Pull up looking round like—where everybody at tonight? Maybe Zeus couldn’t pair with the crowd, Reset attendance—maybe they’ll show up now! Free lights over here, free lights over there, Chasing somebody else’s customers everywhere. But what about the people who already paid? TAKE CARE OF THEM BEFORE ANOTHER GIVEAWAY. Don’t chase ours—take care of yours, That’s how you keep customers walking through doors. Loyalty ain’t built with another free strip, It’s answering the phone when your customer got an issue with it. We’re installing. You’re explaining. We’re advancing. You’re maintaining. We’re lighting rides while you’re still trying to prove— Why everybody needs a degree JUST TO OPERATE ZEUS. [BRIDGE — BEAT CUT] Introducing… ZEUS! God of thunder! Master of lightning! Ruler of Mount Olympus! And apparently— BLUETOOTH TECH SUPPORT. Please hold… [DROP] CRAP OUT! [VERSE 4 — 16 BARS] Yesterday called—they want them lights back, Old technology dressed in a brand-new app. While you’re explaining why your system’s exclusive, Customers asking why lighting gotta be confusing. More coming off? That’s the question to face, When somebody swaps your setup for another brand’s chase. Instead of watching Heitz, better watch your base, Take care of your people before they get replaced. Quit watching us. Go handle yours. Quit chasing ours. Go answer your doors. You keep talking while we keep building the glow, You keep rolling dice—we keep running the show. No mythology needed when the product hits right. DOTLESS. CLEAN. BRIGHT. HEITZ LIGHTZ. [FINAL HOOK — DOUBLE] ROLL ’EM! ROLL ’EM! — CRAP OUT! ZEUS DON’T SYNC? — TAP OUT! Blink-blink—then a blackout, LITE THE NIGHT JUST CRAPPED OUT! ROLL ’EM! ROLL ’EM! — CRAP OUT! Better reset that app now! You keep rolling them dice— HEITZ LIGHTZ GOT THE WHOLE BLOCK LIT! HEY! HEY! — WHO GOT THE GLOW? HEITZ LIGHTZ! — EVERYBODY KNOWS! You roll dice— WE RUN THE SHOW! LIGHT YEARS AHEAD—LET’S GET LIT AND GO! CRAP OUT! CRAP OUT! There go Zeus again! CRAP OUT! CRAP OUT! Better hit reset again! HEITZ! HEITZ! HEITZ! LET’S GET LIT! [OUTRO — BEAT STOPS] You named it Zeus… We thought lightning was supposed to happen fast. HEITZ LIGHTZ. WE LET THE LIGHTZ SPEAK
