[VERSE 1 — FEMALE VOCAL] I wore my heels, I curled my hair, Saved him a seat beside my chair. I watched the clock, I checked my phone, And drank a glass of wine alone. [VERSE 2 — FEMALE VOCAL] I raised my glass and gave a cheer, "To men who simply disappear!" [CHORUS — FEMALE VOCAL] Well, ain't that just a lovely twist? All dressed up for a man I missed! He lost a lady, I found a bar, And frankly, darling, I've come quite far! [ VERSE — FEMALE VOCAL] I found a partner, tall and fine, Who never argued, loved his wine. He never spoke, but what a charm, I spent the night upon his arm. We danced until the break of day, And unlike some, he chose to stay! [CHORUS — FEMALE VOCAL] Well, ain't that just a lovely twist? All dressed up for a man I missed! He lost a lady, I found a bar, And frankly, darling, I've come quite far! [ FINAL VERSE — FEMALE VOCAL] I left my heels beneath the chair, And danced around without a care. The piano stopped, the room went still, I took a bow and paid my bill. Then turned around and shouted, "WAIT! I nearly left without my date!" [OUTRO — SPOKEN DIALOGUE] [MALE VOICE — BARTENDER, SPOKEN] "Your date?" [FEMALE VOICE — PLAYFUL, SPOKEN] "Yes, darling. My bottle." [PAUSE] [FEMALE VOICE — CHEEKY, SPOKEN] "We've been together all night."
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