[Intro – Woman purring into the mic] “Ooooh Pru, you been mopin’ in catacombs all week… Put that legendary steel on the shelf and get your booty in gear!” [Verse 1] Hey sis, I see ya— Leather tight, jaw locked like a guillotine You been slicin’ monks again, huh? Leper robes and holy screams But it’s Friday, and the funk’s divine I got glitter in my fur and you’re wastin’ time You look like a thundercloud… But girl, I know you wanna shine [Chorus] 🎶 Blade down, baby—spin with me! 🎶 One night off from the monastery! 🎶 Blade down, baby—feel the beat! 🎶 Leave the monks and bring those feet! ✨ Ooh-ah, Pru, don’t be cruel! ✨ Your little sis is breakin’ all the rules! 🎶 Blade down, baby—boogie free! 🎶 Excalibur can wait till three! [Verse 2] I saw you polishin’ that gleamin’ blade You kicked down doors in a holy blaze While I was shimmin’ my tail for a downtown parade You were takin’ heads in a blood-soaked haze Forget the plague, forget the blight 'Cuz there’s a fever on the floor tonight Your stare could turn a demon cold And even cursed girls need that disco light [Chorus – with backup vocals and claps] 🎶 Blade down, baby—get that groove! 🎶 Holy smite got nothin’ on your moves! 🎶 Blade down, baby—feel that sound! 🎶 You can’t exorcise a boogie down! ✨ Ooh-ah, shake that pout! ✨ Even paladins need to twist it out! 🎶 Blade down, baby—just tonight! 🎶 Let’s disco-dance ‘til dawn’s first light! [Bridge – sultry breakdown] You been savin’ the world in silence, Pru But I see that beat inside of you Ain’t no shame in cutting loose— Just one spin... no holy truce? [Final Chorus – full band, horns, sparkle overload] 🎶 Blade down, baby—shake that gloom! 🎶 Spin that cape ‘round the disco room! 🎶 Blade down, baby—it’s your time! 🎶 Give that frown a disco chime! ✨ Ooh-ah, I knew you would… ✨ That little smile? Girl, it looks so good! 🎶 Blade down, baby—dance with me! 🎶 Even sainted steel can boogie free! [Outro – Woman laughs breathily] “That’s it, Pru… ohhh, I saw that smirk… We’re gonna make sinners outta this whole floor tonight. Blessed be the boogie… …and the sisters who dance together.”
