[Intro] "Are you tired of smoking alone?" "Y'know it Man" "Are you looking for a chronic companion?" "Uh Yeah" "Have you tried everything But just can't find the one?" "I tried Grindr Tinder POF You name it Man. Can't find nobody" "Then this is the album for you!" "I knew it was comin'. I knew it was coming" "This is Cosmic Chronic" "Oh Cosmic Chronic Ooh" "This album has the keys to unlock the cosmic corridors to help you find your cosmic chronic companion" "Oh Thank God Man. I've been lookin' for the keys" "Cosmic chronic companions can be found on the Cosmic Chronic album" "Ooh" "Now Without further ado R. Landstroth With Cosmic Chronic" "Ooh I can't wait" [whispered vocals]
