Love, Laundry & Late Nights

[Intro] Mmm… yeah… Fairy tale… fairy Shh… ever after… [Verse 1: Female] White dress, perfect night Candlelight and vows for life Fairy tales, they told us so But they forgot the after-show Vows, vows, vows… [Pre-Chorus: Female] Now it’s socks on the floor, uh uh Bills at the door, mmm hmm You snore like a beast, oh oh And I can’t take it anymore, hah hah [Chorus: Dialog Female & Male] Ohhh, happily ever after Happily ever after? They never told me ’bout the laundry disaster Oh, you mean your laundry disaster? Ohhh, love songs didn’t mention No one mentions… The fights over dishes and Netflix decisions (mocking) Oh yeah, we definitely need a decision… [Verse 2: Male] You steal the sheets, take all the space Your skincare’s all over the place Said you’d love me every night But romance ends with “Turn off the light” Turn, turn, turn! [Pre-Chorus: Male] Now it’s hair in the drain, uh uh Dishes in the sink, mmm hmm You binge-watch shows, oh oh And I can’t take it anymore, hah hah [Bridge: Female & Male Harmonized] They wrote the stories with a golden glow But they skipped the part where the toilet won’t go And I still love you, oh, that’s true… But can you at least put the cap back on the shampoo?! Ever-ever-ever-after-after… [Final Chorus: Dialog Female & Male] Ohhh, happily ever after Is this what you call “happily ever after”? They never told me ’bout the mortgage disaster Oh, you mean our mortgage disaster? Ohhh, fairy tales sound divine Yeah, until real life kicks in… But no one sings about “Your turn to take out the trash” life Oh, now it’s my turn? [Outro: Whispered Female] I still love you, babe… But if you leave one more wet towel on the bed… I swear to god… Shh… ever after…