[Verse 1] Word has reached me all the way from across the sea Where I was busy making pirates outta fucks That done gone and fucked around with me Seems a couple lil boys have stood up on their toes Tryin to be my equals They say that they wanna go nose to nose I’ll play along for fun and games And of course some shits I’ll always throw in a giggle Let’s see now, who should I pick first? Maybe tell Toto he’s bout two feet tall But close to three foot round the middle Then there’s self proclaimed big boy Willy The prince right in the flesh [Pre-Chorus] Think I should call you tiny Timmy Since it twernt too long Since you were still trapped inside my jimmy Just like pac man, you can eat my ass Double nugget, power pellet They tried, but couldn’t bottle up my talent [Chorus] Tiny Timmy Tiny Timmy I say I say I say Tiny Timmy Tiny Timmy You came up too short today Tiny Timmy Tiny Timmy Go on and act so brave Tiny Timmy Tiny Timmy But I still run this place [Verse 2] The Viking sailed from across the sea Just to come make a peace pact with me Even the empires troopers left me alone Once they sampled my flavor They said oh fuck no! The Bearenstein bears lived all up in a tree Always wondered what happened When they went to the shitter to pee? Did it flow on downward All along the big oaks roots? Dare I ask what happens When they sit down to poop? Do the fluff logs go rolling Tumbling brown through the sky? I bet it’d be funny If it landed in inspector gadgets left eye! Saw fraggles and muppets ALF even was there So many puppets back then I bet it’d smelled like ass inside there! [Bridge] You think you’re a ballah But I put you in your collar I own you With your flat face and blind ass eyes Not Mr. Pink.. Mr. Magoo! I think we’ve reached the hour Times right for your golden shower I say I say I say.. I’m gonna piss on you! [Chorus] Tiny Timmy Tiny Timmy I say I say I say Tiny Timmy Tiny Timmy You came up too short today Tiny Timmy Tiny Timmy Go on and act so brave Tiny Timmy Tiny Timmy But I still run this place [Outro] Can’t see right in front of you You waddle when you walk You sure like me when I gots treats For all the shit you talk And you big Willy or should I say tiny Timmy? Twernt all that long ago That you were still inside my jimmy It may be true I’m lame and old But they still call me sir tripod I can do what I do Amongst the best I’m a tired old fuck so imma go rest You little mischief makers stay out of trouble Don’t eat the furniture Or shit on the floor again Ya hear me?
