The Brady Bunch

[Verse 1] Here's the story of an ugly lady Who was bringing up three very ugly girls They all had faces like dogs, like their mother They make me want to hurl [Verse 2] It's the story of a man who was shady Who hung out with little boys who weren't his own The cops kept tabs on him at all times They wouldn't leave him alone [Verse 3] 'Til the one day when the lady met this fellow And the cops knew it was much more than a hunch They couldn't believe these weirdos formed a family That's the way they all became the fuggly bunch [chorus] The fugly bunch, the fuggly bunch That's the way they became the fuggly bunch [solo] [Verse 4] Then they moved into a creaky old house together With a dog that howled all night at the moon Every neighbor on the block started praying That they'd be moving out soon [Verse 5] There were rumors ’bout the noises there at midnight And a smell that peeled the paint from fuckin' walls Even burglars would skip that house Sayin' that place made their skin crawl [Verse 6] But somehow those weirdos just kept on livin' Like a rug stain that never really washes clean And late at night all the neighbours swore That they could still hear the screams [chorus] The fugly bunch, the fuggly bunch That's the way they became the fuggly bunch [outro] That's the way they became the fuggly bunch