The Adventures Of A Vegetarian Cannibal (A Title With No Connection To The Song)

[instrumental] [chorus] Well I've figured it out..... I know what it is..... The thing I've lost....... I still don't know where it is..... I knew it was important...... And I needed it back...... But in a way I'm better off..... without this thing I lack...... [Spoken] let's go...... [instrumental] [verse] Something's missing, from my life Something I used to have..... Something important you see...... but now that it's missing.... I've got this feeling that I...... Have finally been set free...... [pre-chorus] it's not under the sofa...... it's not behind the fridge..... It isn't in the drawers beside my bed...... It's not in the kitchen...... It's not in my Man Cave...... It's definitely not.... in my head..... [chorus] Cos I've figured it out..... I know what it is..... The thing I've lost....... but..... I still don't know where it is..... I know that it's important...... And I could need it back...... But in a way I'm better off............. without this thing I lack...... OH..... COME ON!!! [INSTRUMENTAL WITH RANDOM AD-LIBBED SPOKEN WORDS OF A MALE VOICE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING] [pre-chorus] it's not under the sofa...... it's not behind the fridge..... It isn't in the drawers beside my bed...... It's not in the kitchen...... It's not in my Man Cave...... It's definitely not.... in my head..... [chorus with ad-libbed harmonies] Cos I've figured it out..... I know what it is..... The thing I've lost....... but..... I still don't know where it is..... I know that it's important...... And I could need it back...... But in a way I'm better off............. without this thing I lack...... [pre-chorus] it's not under the sofa...... it's not behind the fridge..... It isn't in the drawers beside my bed...... It's not in the kitchen...... It's not in my Man Cave...... It's definitely not.... in my head..... [chorus] Cos I've figured it out..... I know what it is..... The thing I've lost....... but..... I still don't know where it is..... I know that it's important...... And I could need it back...... But in a way I'm better off............. without this thing I lack...... [Spoken in a male voice] I just realised, I've not even told you what I've lost..... we ain't never gonna find it if I don't....... [Final Chorus - Vocal key change up and BPM changes to 55 bpm, male vocals with gospel choir harmonies] oooooooooooh..... I've no more...... fucks to give...... my last one...... has got away....... I've just looked on Amazon..... but they've none left in stock...... I've no more fucks to give....... tooooo............ day.......... [instrumental outro - full orchestral strings at 70 BPM)