[Verse] Mister Skiffington goes to Paris He's never been to Paris before His wife says "Aloha" I say "Bonjour" Mister Skiffington goes to Paris He buys a hat and a painting of the Eiffel Tower Mister Skiffington goes to Paris And he misses me [Prechorus] When he gets back I'll be waiting at the airport He's a rich man But he ain't got my support [Chorus] Ooh I can't believe Mr. Skiffington went to Paris without me Oh I can't believe Mr. Skiffington went to Paris without me [Verse 2] Mister Skiffington's back from Paris He wants to show me the pictures he took I tell him "no thanks" He says "What a crook" Mister Skiffington's back from Paris He gives me a painting of the Eiffel Tower Mister Skiffington's back from Paris And he loves me [Prechorus] When I go to sleep I'll be dreamin' about Paris If he ever goes again He better take me with him [Chorus] Ooh I can't believe Mr. Skiffington went to Paris without me Oh I can't believe Mr. Skiffington went to Paris without me
