
[Style: Electro-pop / Dance-pop / Club Pop] [Key: C Major] [Tempo: 125 BPM] [Vocal: Female, playful and bright] [Vocal Range: G3 - G5] [Dynamics: moderate to strong] [Vibrato: optional on prolonged S/ass vowels] [Effects: light reverb, subtle delay] [Intro] [Verse 1] She sails into the bar like a carrier at sea A woman with an oversized S Every girl is green with envy, can’t believe what they see That kind of S won’t fit a Mercedes Kardashian’s to the side — not even in the game The guys just freeze up, their jaws open wide I’m lost in my thoughts, doing numbers again How many damn chickens make curves of that size? [Chorus] I pray to Jesus: don’t let me grow that kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S [Instrumental Break] [Verse 2] The moment I saw it, my appetite flew I can’t take my eyes off that frame My gaze stuck there, what else can I do? Damn, Jesus! This is insane! And what’s the size of that thing I just saw? I’ll toss my snacks right out of the way A motivating example, defying all law It appeared before me, vivid as day [Chorus] I pray to Jesus: don’t let me grow that kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] I can’t recall the last time I ate Still thinking ’bout that S, it haunts my mind Did I lose some weight? I can’t tell Maybe it’s okay if I eat this time I found her scrolling through her social feed I like her posts, can’t help but admire I once wrote her a message: “You inspire me, you light a tiny fire” [Chorus] I pray to Jesus: don’t let me grow that kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S [Instrumental Break] [Final Chorus / Outro] Dear Jesus, please, don’t let me grow that kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S That kind of S [Instrumental Outro: extended synth arpeggio, pads fading out, maintain kick/bass groove, optional vocal ad-libs on "That kind of S"]

