[Intro] Oi! Oi! Oi! Somebody check the plumbing! Not the pipes... The prophecy!? [Verse 1] Gergle-Bert's backstage, demanding VIP Living rent-free underneath web celebrity Signed no contract, still stole all the catering Now the gremlin's doing drum solos while buffering Chat begs "Hold!" Chat screams "Please!" Someone bribe tiny angry beast with herbal teas! Gremlin's opinions on fermented cheese Diplomatic immunity for healthy green peas Every little rumble's filing freedom of speech While poor Hara's trying desperately to couch... [Pre-Chorus] One more bubble... (gerble-berg gurble) One adorable groan... (bergle-gert balurble) Gremlin demanding it's own microphone! [Chorus] Gergle-Bert gets down grimey! soaked in acid slimy! (bergle-derk) Bio-rhymes for hard times! Rolling platinum in intestinal timing! Gergle-Bert gets rowdy! Loudly grabs nutrition! Proudly produces gas! Broadcasted bass drops, most genuine content! Free the host! Free the stream! Save the kingdom from digestive dreams! Everybody pray! (Deep squats every day) Everybody cheer! (do the twist) May Gergle-Bert find flowing exit! into spiral galaxy to cosmic disappear [Verse 2] a venture capitalist of borrowed gas Turning tiny whispers into breaking class Files taxes under "Natural Disaster" Bills the audience 100 bits for surround sound faster Nobel Prize for audible suspense (gasps) Philosopher king of gastrointestinal tense (applause) Even the sphinx looked over and sighed (cried) "Mate... perhaps a little less internal pride..." ... ... ... ... The weather report predicts thirty percent Chance of Gergle-Bert making another statement Economists call it disruptive supply Everybody else just wonders why [Bridge] Grumble... (crumble stumble) Mumble... (berg, bergert-ebegin) Ancient tectonic tumble... Not a dragon... (digestion fire) sub cultural train... (wellness routines) ambitious goblin chasing fame! Exit stage graceful! fall into a bowl! Gremlins want water, it's always been known! [Breakdown] Go, gerble-Bert, go! Wrong direction! (jumping jacks) No,gerble-Bert, no! Course correction! (pump your core) Go, gerble-Bert, go! Find fetid daylight! End today's legendary Tummy boss fight! [Final Chorus] Gergle-Bert gets down grimey! soaked in acid slimy! (bergle-derk) Bio-rhymes for hard times! Rolling platinum in intestinal timing! Gergle-Bert gets rowdy! Loudly grabs nutrition! Proudly produces gas! Broadcasted bass drops, most genuine content! Free the host! Free the stream! Save the kingdom from digestive dreams! Everybody pray! (Deep squats every day) Everybody cheer! (do the twist) May Gergle-Bert find flowing exit! into spiral galaxy to cosmic disappear [Outro] Bye, gergle-Bert! Safe travels! May your journey be swift... And your farewell... Gloriously... Uneventful.
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