Grumpy Old Man's (TV time)

[ (C) 2026 Joseph M Lenard media SEND US FEEDBACK (via CTP Show): https://www.buzzsprout.com/2210487/fan_mail/new - https://tinyurl.com/SubscribeToCTP - CTP Audios: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBuzzsprout - CTP Videos: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBITCHUTE - https://tinyurl.com/CTPgear - https://tinyurl.com/JLenardDetroitGear - AI images/videos/audio CTP uses: https://tinyurl.com/GalaxyMagicaAI - https://tinyurl.com/BookPromotionViaFiverr ] [Verse 1] Grumpy old man In his same old chair Remote in my fist Like I’m going somewhere Same loud jingle Every five damn minutes Shouting at a box Like anybody’s in it [Chorus] Why do I even have this screen Talking heads selling me things I don’t need Endless copy-cat shows Same canned laugh Same bad joke Why do I even have this screen Tired eyes glowing that electric green I’m yelling at pixels like that changes anything Why do I even have this screen [Verse 2] Game show reruns Guess the price of pain Dating show drama Everybody sounds the same Another cop series Another cooking star I know every twist Before they hit the bar [Chorus] Why do I even have this screen Talking heads selling me things I don’t need Endless copy-cat shows Same canned laugh Same bad joke Why do I even have this screen Tired eyes glowing that electric green I’m yelling at pixels like that changes anything Why do I even have this screen [Bridge] Could read a book Could call my kid Could step outside Just like I once did But here I sit Like every night Arguing with strangers made of light (oh why) [Chorus] Why do I even have this screen Talking heads selling me things I don’t need Endless copy-cat shows Same canned laugh Same bad joke Why do I even have this screen Tired eyes glowing that electric green I’m yelling at pixels like that changes anything Why do I even have this screen [Parody, Fun, Jokes, Silly series/playlist]