[Intro] Ho ho ho…lee SHIT! What the FUCK is that?! [Verse 1] He’s stalkin’ through the snow He’s wearin’ heavy chains Bringin’ lots of sticks and coal He’s vengeance unrestrained! [Verse 2] Through your back door he creeps Cackling softly in the gloom If your behaviour he critiques You’ll be stuffed in his sack soon! [Chorus] Oh! Krampusnacht! Krampusnacht! Quick! Hide your little cunts Or ya might just have to adapt To losing them all at once Oh! Krampus devil, Krampus devil Lean, mean, and covered in fur Think your fuckin brat’s so special But Krampus doesn’t care! [Verse 3] Little bastard down the street Needed knocked right off his perch On December 5th his arse did meet Krampus and his birch! [Verse 4] So if your cradle-rat is full of sass And you’re a fuckwit too He’ll come for sure - and watch your ass He might circle back for you! [Chorus] Oh! Krampusnacht! Krampusnacht! Quick! Hide your little cunts Or ya might just have to adapt To losing them all at once Oh! Krampus devil, Krampus devil Lean, mean, and covered in fur Think your fuckin brat’s so special But Krampus doesn’t care! [Outro] Oh! Krampusnacht! Krampusnacht! Quick! Hide your little cunts Or you might have to adapt To losing them all at once Oh! Krampus devil, Krampus devil Lean, mean, and covered in fur Think your fuckin brat’s so special But Krampus...? Krampus doesn’t care! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA! [maniacal, demonic laughter as song fades]
