Verse 1: In a grave so dark, our knight did lie, When a necromancer’s spell lit up the sky, “Rise, my pawn, serve my dark design!” But the knight sat up and said, “Not this time!” Chorus: Oh, I’m the clumsy knight, even in death, I bumble and stumble, with every breath, With a trip and a tumble, I stop your quest, Oh, I’m the clumsy knight, I’ll do my best! Verse 2: The necromancer scoffed, “You can’t resist!” But the knight just tripped and swung his fist, The villain’s staff broke clean in two, As the knight cried, “Oops! Did I hit you?” Chorus: Oh, I’m the clumsy knight, even in death, I bumble and stumble, with every breath, With a trip and a tumble, I stop your quest, Oh, I’m the clumsy knight, I’ll do my best! Bridge: Zombies groaned and marched to fight, But the knight spun ‘round, in chaotic flight, He slipped on bones, crashed through the line, And knocked them down like bowling signs. Verse 3: The necromancer fell, his plans undone, But the knight, too, was far from done, He crumbled back to the grave once more, But the gods above had seen his chore. Chorus: Oh, I’m the clumsy knight, even in death, I bumble and stumble, with every breath, With a trip and a tumble, I stop your quest, Oh, I’m the clumsy knight, I’ll do my best! Outro: The gods declared, “Your heart is true, For your brave deeds, we’ll renew you!” With a sneeze and a stumble, he rose from the clay, The clumsy knight lives another day!
