[Charlie, girl, sing]: can do this, somehow I know it I'll get Heaven behind my plans [Vaggie, girl, speak]: Charlie, hold on [Charlie, girl, sing]: There's just no way I could blow it Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance [Vaggie, girl, speak]: It's just a meeting [Charlie, girl, sing]: To change their minds and touch their hearts Or whatever angels have [Vaggie, girl, speaking]: This could be bad [Charlie, girl, speak]: Cheer up, Vaggie This could be swell [Charlie, girl, sing]: Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell [Vaggie, girl, speak]: Okay, but just don't sing to them [Angel Dust, boy, speak]: That b*tch is halfway down the street [Vaggie, girl, speak]: Is she-? [Angel Dust, boy, speak]: Oh, she's dancin' [Vaggie, girl, speak]: Ugh, no [Charlie, girl, sing]: There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air Every street so revealing, it's hard not to stare It's a realm so appealing, it beats anywhere If you don't mind the smell It's a happy day in Hell [Charlie, girl, speak]: Hi, mister! [stranger, boy, speak]: Go f*ck yourself! [stranger 2, boy, sing]: There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul [Charlie, girl, speak]: Hello! [stranger 3, boy, sing]: Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole [Charlie, girl, speak]: Ah, excuse me! [stranger 4, boy, sing]: Doing what is required, we all have our role [stranger 5, boy, sing]: I'm not doing well [strangers, any gender, sing]: Another sh*tty day in Hell [Charlie, girl, sing]: If I can show them the dream I've dreamed That any soul can change [Vaggie, girl, sing]: Those angels' minds are hard to change [Charlie, girl, sing]: Then they will know everyone can be redeemed From the evil to the strange [Vaggie, girl, sing]: They're bloodthirsty and deranged! [Charlie, girl, sing]: I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced And I know that they're more of an acquired taste But if I open the door and I give them a place At my Hazbin Hotel It'll be a happy day in Hell From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows To the Cannibal Town, where they don't wear a frown 'Cause holy sh*t, oh my gosh, why?! And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my eye! 'Cause I know I can spare them from Heaven's genocide I can do this, I just know it [strangers, any gender, sing]: (there's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul) [Charlie, girl, sing]: I'll get Heaven behind my plans There's just no way I could blow it [strangers, any gender, sing]: (I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole) [Charlie, girl, sing]: Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance to change their minds [stranger 6, boy, sing]: And touch my parts [Charlie, girl, speak]: Uh, no thank you, I'm just gonna [Charlie, girl, sing]: Fulfill my destiny! [stranger 6, boy, speak]: Your loss, b*tch [Charlie, girl, sing]: I can already tell Today is gonna be a f*ckin' happy day in Hell
