(Welcome to Big Burger, place your order when you're ready) (Yeah, can I get a cheeseburger with no onions and a medium fry?) (Did you say thirty apple pies and a cup of dry ice?) (NO! A CHEESEBURGER!) Water pouring off the edge of the fiberglass roof Sitting in my car trying to show a little proof I leaned out the window till my shirt was dripping wet Worst fast-food transaction that a driver ever met I shouted at the plastic grill with all of my might I just want a little supper for my appetite (Sir, your microphone is muffled and the signal is weak) (Are you asking for a salad or a chicken tender beak?) (I said cheeseburger, plain and simple!) (Sir, don't yell into the speaker, you are popping my temple!) The line is twenty cars behind and honking on the horn I should have made a sandwich out of yesterday's corn Speaker box, crackling in the rain (Crackling in the rain) Driving everybody down the lane insane (Down the lane insane) Speaker box, tell me what you heard (Tell me what you heard) Cannot understand a single spoken word (Not a single word) Speaker box, tell me what to pay (Tell me what to pay) Take my ten dollars and let me drive away (Let me drive away) I put my car in park and pulled the emergency brake Stepped one foot in a puddle that was big as a lake Walked right up to the speaker with my face on the grill Thinking that proximity would settle the bill (I see you on the camera screen, back up from the box) (You're getting water on the sensors and the electronic locks) (Just give me the burger! I'll take it with the cheese!) (The broiler is broken, would you like some frozen peas?) (I'M WORKING ON IT, BUDDY!) The line is twenty cars behind and honking on the horn I should have made a sandwich out of yesterday's corn Speaker box, crackling in the rain (Crackling in the rain) Driving everybody down the lane insane (Down the lane insane) Speaker box, tell me what you heard (Tell me what you heard) Cannot understand a single spoken word (Not a single word) Speaker box, tell me what to pay (Tell me what to pay) Take my ten dollars and let me drive away (Let me drive away) (Sir, would you like to pull up to the second window?) (Does the second window have food?) (Only napkins and ketchup packets) (Eat the ketchup packets.) Speaker box, crackling in the rain (Crackling in the rain) Driving everybody down the lane insane (Down the lane insane) Speaker box, tell me what you heard (Tell me what you heard) Cannot understand a single spoken word (Not a single word) Speaker box, tell me what to pay (Tell me what to pay) Take my ten dollars and let me drive away (Let me drive away) (That will be four dollars and twelve cents at the window) (Finally! Keep the change!) (Speaker box, yeah) (Roll up the window)
