Take A Walk On The Dark Side

(Verse 1) Step right up, take my hand, don’t be shy, On the dark side, baby, we’re all just a little… spry. Got a tour for ya here, where the shadows creep, We’re gonna skip the sweet dreams, dive straight to the deep. (Chorus) Take a walk on the dark side, where the sun don’t shine, Where the monsters are friendly but the drinks are divine. You’ll meet folks like the reaper, the banshee’s sweet cry, Take a walk on the dark side, c’mon, don’t be shy. (Verse 2) Here’s the grave of old Larry, a bit of a flirt, Loves to wink from his tomb, though he’s covered in dirt. There’s the haunted hotel where the doors creak “hello,” And the specters all waltz by the moon’s eerie glow. (Chorus) Take a walk on the dark side, where shadows waltz free, Where ghouls sip martinis by a dead willow tree. The blood-red cocktails, fresh outta fright, Take a walk on the dark side, don’t fear the night. (Bridge) Oh, we got ghostly delights, banshees that sing, They say when death calls, it’s a hell of a ring. Try the “Scream-a-Latte” or the “Zombie’s Brew,” One sip, you’ll be hooked, and you’ll be screamin’ too. (Chorus) Take a walk on the dark side, where the lost souls roam, Where skeletons dance, and the bats call it home. It’s a party in shadow, the freaks out in sight, Take a walk on the dark side, till the end of the night. (Outro) So, whaddya say, darlin’? Dare to take the leap? The dark side’s callin’ from six feet deep. Don’t mind the whispers, the shadows that play, Take a walk on the dark side—you might wanna stay. Lyrics by megaSICK/Nero