Damn It Joe

[Verse 1] He's the most lighter-stealin' person I know My last one vanished off the windowsill slow I checked my coat, I checked the sink That little flame just blinked and blinked He had it in his pocket, I could tell That crooked grin said it all too well I said, "Man, don't play me blind" You swiped my fire and left me dry [Pre-Chorus] Now I got papers and no spark Just a cold-ass bowl and a dark, dark dark You reach for yours like it's mine Then laugh like theft is fine [Chorus] Damn it Joe Where'd my lighter go? (lighter go) Damn it Joe Now I can't smoke my bowl (can't smoke my bowl) Damn it Joe You do this every week Damn it Joe Give me back my heat (give me back my heat) [Verse 2] It's on the porch, it's by the door Then somehow it's yours before I score On the table, by the beer Gone so fast, then you disappear I ask around, they all just shrug "Joe was here," with that same smug mug I'm at the edge, I'm fed up now I need one light, not another vow [Pre-Chorus] Now I got papers and no spark Just a cold-ass bowl and a dark, dark dark You reach for yours like it's mine Then laugh like theft is fine [Chorus] Damn it Joe Where'd my lighter go? (lighter go) Damn it Joe Now I can't smoke my bowl (can't smoke my bowl) Damn it Joe You do this every week Damn it Joe Give me back my heat (give me back my heat) [Bridge] Look me in the eye Say you didn't swipe it One small flame Man, I swear I'll riot Check your jeans Check your tray If you love me, Joe Bring my light today [Chorus] Damn it Joe Where'd my lighter go? (lighter go) Damn it Joe Now I can't smoke my bowl (can't smoke my bowl) Damn it Joe You do this every week Damn it Joe Give me back my heat (give me back my heat)