[Intro] [Verse 1] Camera’s on, the lighting’s fake, the hoodie’s oversized Chat is spamming questions that I’m leaving unreplied You’re sitting on my sofa and you’re looking at the screen I’m telling two thousand people I’m a digital machine My tail knocks off a coffee cup, I blame it on the cat (There is no cat) I ban a guy for seven minutes, tell him that is that [Pre-Chorus] There's three melons on the bookshelf, yeah they’re just for show I’ve got a vital checklist for every place we go You try to hold my hand, I'm unsure I can accept it Don't ask why I'm shaking, I do it for the aesthetic! [Chorus] I keep the hex key in the drawer! I keep the oranges in the bowl! If I admit that I am breathing, then I lose control It’s a prop, it’s a bit, it’s a camera counterweight~ (Counterweight!) I’m putting up a wall so I don’t have to play it straight Don’t look at me, look at the screen I'm the most normal thing you've ever seen! [Verse 2] Three A.M. at WinCo and I’m hiding in the aisles You tell me I look beautiful, I log it as a trial (It's a trap!) Suddenly, my tail hands me a can of cold brew I look directly in the lens and say it isn't true I’ve got my sunglasses on under the store lights I'll pretend I'm not here, then I'll make it through the night [Chorus] I keep the hex key in the drawer! I keep the oranges in the bowl! If I admit that I am breathing, then I lose control It’s a prop, it’s a bit, it’s a camera counterweight~ (Counterweight!) I’m putting up a wall so I don’t have to play it straight Don’t look at me, look at the screen I'm the most normal thing you've ever seen! [Instrumental Break] [Bridge] Booth four at the diner Staring through the glass Waiting for the panic and adrenaline to pass If I let you in the lobby If I let you join the run What happens when you realize the costume isn't fun? (IT ISN'T FUN) [Final Build] [Chorus] I keep the hex key in the drawer! I keep the oranges in the bowl! If I admit that I am breathing, then I lose control It’s a prop, it’s a bit, it’s a camera counterweight~ (Counterweight!) I’m putting up a wall so I don’t have to play it straight Don’t look at me, look at the screen I'm the most normal thing you've ever seen! [Outro] It's just a prop. It's just a bit. The melons are structural. The drawer stays shut. [Music cuts abruptly on the final word]
