[Intro] (Deep Voice) Attention! This is not a drill. This is a brain invasion. Are you ready for the Tsar? (Loading sound effect...) DA! [Verse 1] Uniform clean, looking fresh, looking mean I ride a bear on the computer screen Not a tank, not a plane, not a submarine I am the greatest dancing machine! Missile is ready, point it at the space 3-2-1, launch it in your face! [Pre-Chorus] (Building up fast) Is it loud? (Nyet!) Is it fast? (Nyet!) Make it nuclear! Make it blast! General Boris on the microphone King of the heavy bass, king of the zone! [Chorus] (The Viral Hook - Very Melodic & Bouncy) BAM-BAM-BAM! Rat-ta-ta-ta-ta! Heavy metal thunder, I’m the Superstar! BOOM-BOOM-BOOM! Shooting at the moon! Everybody crazy like a cartoon! (Repeat) BAM-BAM-BAM! (Hardbass!) BOOM-BOOM-BOOM! (Tsar Bass!) [Post-Chorus / Drop] (Absolute Chaos - Donk Bass) TSAR BASS! (Bass: Donk... Donk... Donk...) BIGGER! (Bass: Donk... Donk... Donk...) LOUDER! [Verse 2] Tactical squat, tactical drink Whatever you do, don’t you dare to blink My army is dancing, left and right We illuminate the Siberian night Plutonium energy inside my veins Crazy conductor of the techno trains! [Bridge] (Whispered / Hypnotic) It’s in your head... It’s in your head... You cannot sleep... You want the bread... You want the kvass... YOU WANT THE BASS! [Chorus] BAM-BAM-BAM! Rat-ta-ta-ta-ta! Heavy metal thunder, I’m the Superstar! BOOM-BOOM-BOOM! Shooting at the moon! Everybody crazy like a cartoon! [Outro] System Failure. Too much power. Dasvidaniya. (Explosion)
