[Intro] Well, well, well! Who let these fools in here? Ain't nobody acting right tonight! LET'S GO! [Verse 1] Walked in clean, walked out crooked Somebody played that beat and everybody hooked it My buddy's got moves like a shopping cart wheel But he keeps on dancing like he's closing a deal Miss thang laughing with her hands up high Old boy moonwalking like he learned last night Nobody knows what the next step is But the whole damn room going absolutely bananas [Pre Chorus] One step left, two steps right Shake off the week, let go tonight If you got two feet, then you got a chance Clear that floor, everybody dance! [Chorus] TWO STEPS FROM TROUBLE! Whole room jumping and we're seeing double TWO STEPS FROM TROUBLE! Turn that little shuffle to a whole lot of trouble Back it up, bring it around Let that big old bass shake the ground TWO STEPS FROM TROUBLE! We came for a dance and we left with a story! [Verse 2] Cousin Dale's got a move called the busted screen door Kicks one leg out then he falls to the floor Grandma's in the middle and she's running the show Telling all the young folks they got nowhere to go My best friend hollering, "Watch this trick!" Then he spins around and forgets real quick We ain't got rhythm like a music machine But we got enough heart to shake the whole scene [Pre Chorus] One step left, two steps right Shake off the week, let go tonight If you got two feet, then you got a chance Clear that floor, everybody dance! [Chorus] TWO STEPS FROM TROUBLE! Whole room jumping and we're seeing double TWO STEPS FROM TROUBLE! Turn that little shuffle to a whole lot of trouble Back it up, bring it around Let that big old bass shake the ground TWO STEPS FROM TROUBLE! We came for a dance and we left with a story! [Bridge] Hold up! Everybody show me your worst move! Don't be shy! I wanna see the move you hide from your family! Now freeze! Turn around! Drop it low! Bring it back! LET THAT BASS ATTACK! [Final Chorus] TWO STEPS FROM TROUBLE! Whole room jumping and we're seeing double TWO STEPS FROM TROUBLE! Ain't one soul here acting normal Back it up, bring it around Let that big old bass shake the ground TWO STEPS FROM TROUBLE! We came for a dance and we left with a story! [Outro] Somebody find Dale's left shoe! Grandma, save me a spot! Same time next weekend? HELL YEAH!
