I’ve got myself a big bowl of chores Get them all done my brain implores So I reach for a spoon to take a scoop But All I’ve got are forks, I must need to recoup Now I’ve only got two Spoon, and I’m using one to remember this line Now I’m down to one too soon, The rest of this day won’t be so fine Clean up the desk space, get it looking real good, almost done! Then I noticed the other Half is still covered, thanks ADHD, Fun… Now I’ve only got two Spoon, and I’m using one to remember this line Now I’m down to one too soon, The rest of this day won’t be so fine Forks can’t scoop up, all the grains of the oncoming day, Damn if it wouldn’t be Knife to just once find a better way! A big ass spoon to help scoop up the day would be nice I’ve got me a ladle, but she’s already overloaded twice! Now I’ve only got two Spoon, and I’m using one to remember this line Now I’m down to one too soon, The rest of this day won’t be so fine Deciding on dinner, staring in the freezer, takes too many spoons away Now I need to make it but my brains a draggin the rest of the day… Now I’ve only got two Spoon, and I’m using one to remember this line Now I’m down to one too soon, The rest of this day won’t be so fine I just keep scooping, tossing back spoon after spoon I’ll need to Toss out four more just singing this tune I don’t know how many there are, until I’m down to just two All the other cutlery scattered about my mind just won’t do. Now I’ve only got two Spoon, and I’m using one to remember this line Now I’m down to one too soon, The rest of this day won’t be so fine The drive to work in the morning isn’t really even that damn rough But it eats away fast at my starting spoons as if the task were tough Now I’ve only got two Spoon, and I’m using one to remember this line Now I’m down to one too soon, The rest of this day won’t be so fine And there it went, in all its glory, my Final spoon And you know what friend, it isn’t even noon… Now I’ve got no Spoon, and I can’t even use one to remember this line Now I’m completely out too soon, and continuing this song isn’t fine.
