[Intro — spoken] Ready? One, two— [Verse 1] Put my picture in a little box, Turn me on at eight o'clock. Everybody gather round— I'm gonna be all over town. [Chorus] I'm gonna be on television, Television! I'm gonna be on television, Television! Turn it up, Call everyone. I'm gonna be on— I'm gonna be on— TEL-uh-vizh-un! [Verse 2] Big hair, blue light, Saturday night, Everybody says I look all right. Wave to the neighbors, wave to the moon. Tell everybody— I'm coming soon. [Chorus] I'm gonna be on television, Television! I'm gonna be on television, Television! Turn it up, Call everyone. I'm gonna be on— I'm gonna be on— TEL-uh-vizh-un! [Instrumental — cheap synth hook / handclaps] [Bridge — call and response] Can you see me? ALL: Yeah! Can you hear me? ALL: Yeah! Do I look famous? ALL: NO! [(laughing)] Give me a minute. [Final Chorus] I'm gonna be on television, Television! I'm gonna be on television, Television! Channel two, Channel four, I don't even care anymore! I'm gonna be on— I'm gonna be on— TEL-uh-vizh-un! [Outro] Tele-tele-television, Tele-tele-television... [(spoken)] Did you tape it?
