[Verse 1] Over hills and through the snow, To Gramma’s house we go! Daddy’s laughin’ sayin’ “don’t you know?” She’s got cats from head to toe! I never met her, but Daddy swears, She’s got purrs floatin’ through the air! I can’t wait to meet ‘em all somehow ... I’m gonna talk to ’em… meow meow meow! [Chorus] Gramma’s house ... it’s a cat house! That’s what Daddy said! Fuzzy tails and whiskers there, And probably under the bed! Momma blushed and shook her head, Said maybe I should stay home instead .... But I’m packin’ my mittens anyhow, ‘Cause I wanna talk to ’em… meow meow meow! [Verse 2] He said some are tabby, some are sleek, Some only come out once a week! Some got names like Sugar and Pearl, One even winks at every boy and girl! I said, “Wow, that’s a lotta cats!” He said, “Son, don’t tell your Momma that!” I’m dreamin’ of fur and tails right now, I’m gonna talk to ’em… meow meow meow! [Bridge] Momma’s got her arms crossed tight, Said “Honey, not tonight.” Daddy just grinned and jingled the keys, Said “It’s Christmas Eve, now don’t you tease!” So off we go, down Candy Cane Lane, To Gramma’s house again! [Chorus] Gramma’s house ... it’s a cat house! That’s what Daddy said! Big ones, small ones, purrin’ loud, All tuckered in their beds! Momma’s whisperin’, “Lord allow, This boy don’t figure it out somehow!” But I’m hummin’ in the backseat now .... I’m gonna talk to ’em… meow meow meow! [Verse 3] Lights are twinklin’, doorbell rings, I hear bells and furry things! Auntie’s laughin’, Gramma winks, Daddy’s cheeks turn Christmas pink! I see a tail go slippin’ by .... Or was that a leg in fishnet high? Either way, I’m smilin’ now, I’m gonna talk to ’em… meow meow meow! [Final Chorus – big swing finale] Gramma’s house ... it’s a cat house! The stories all came true! Furry fun and fancy lights, And everyone’s purrin’ too! Momma’s sighin’, “Lord, oh wow,” But Gramma’s pourin’ milk somehow! Merry Christmas ... holy cow ... I’m gonna talk to ’em… MEOW MEOW MEOW!
