Creepy-Crawly Cabaret – The Infestation Cantrip Song

[Intro instrumental - 🎹 Playful, waltzy piano with skittering violin stings, insect chitter SFX weaving in.] [Intro] Step right up, don’t be afraid, The smallest spell I’ve ever made. Not fire, nor frost, nor radiant light, But buzzing bugs to spoil your night! [Verse 1] I don’t need fireballs to win, I send my vermin crawling in. From mites to fleas, they dance and play, And itch your soul ’til you decay. [Chorus 1] Creepy-crawly cabaret, My swarm decides where you will stray. Left or right, you’ll lose your way, And itch all night in my ballet. [Verse 2] Your armor won’t protect your skin, The scratching madness comes within. It’s only one or two d6, But chaos is my little trick. [Chorus 2] Creepy-crawly cabaret, Your random stumble makes my day. Who needs a dragon’s breath of flame, When itching bugs can end the game? [Instrumental transition - 🎻 Violins screech and tumble downward, followed by playful piano trills — insect-like rhythms.] [Bridge] They’ll crawl through hair, they’ll crawl through clothes, They’ll bite your eyes, they’ll bite your nose. No mighty wizard fears my song… But itch enough, and you won’t last long! [Final Chorus] Creepy-crawly cabaret, The weakest spell, but still you’ll sway. A laugh, a scratch, a stumble too, My swarm of pests will dance with you! [Outro] So fear no fire, don’t fear my hand, It’s only bugs at my command. A petty spell, yet you’ll agree— The swarm belongs to me! [Outro instrumental - 🎹 Light piano outro, ending with high violin “skittering” notes, fading like insects scattering.]