[intro] whats that sound or is it light that i have found? sea level or sea flat make up your mind [verse 1] you behind on my rhetoric left you in line at the store with no coupons no groupons your words are hella weird like you fell a sleep in belvadere and missed the bus in you, you say we trust?? how can you expect that you wreck flat and we laugh this fire makin your keyboard sad but don't get mad, just get glad and zip up ya rhymes [verse 2] somebody lied to you put their hand in your pockets and found a dollar too then scholared you to make you think the earf is pancaked you can't fake that you think it's really flat go splat in the back of club while you say you got a gat and they laugh at you [verse 3] but you on deck to grab the mic so you wait you wait some more you get nervous then you sore and your stomach hertz like you sat down on some gummy worms flat diver you describe like you swimming laps at the olympics swim flat laps in a round water pond stab the water with a level pitch fork for measurements then tether it tie it up and make a precedent [verse 4] you know how is it dark there where are you chicago? midwest? i'm in florida, flat AF you florida too demmoch? i always thought maybe i'd have a beer i don't want a flat beer though you can ruler unicorn bigfoot 5G space cadet wizards fly sideways in a vacuum demmoch which clone are you at? keyboard clone masher [verse 5] vertical local gravitee plum like a fruit show me a horizon rising to eye level i wait eye wait in the waiting room optometry its optics bro you lost it bro witspit the mop and glo drop it low she has them hips the make me stop and grow i'll stop fo show thats too much call the police sideways donut through a doorknob i saw that yesterday [verse 6] the toothfairy has a sweet tooth like twisted metal two he laughs at you i wish i understood you i would do anything to understand you i can't do you talk in parables monosyllabic syllables i rhyme to cope with my IQ nothing cant be down and not down ball things are fall things in mall rings bring pizza dough to the call sting like a bee in saks fifth avenue filled her purse with perfume and money too syndrome is on the up and up turn that down frown upside down-drome you found rome [chorus] your rhymes have no flow like a logo on flat paper for a yoyo it's round like earf you say [verse 7] that shit is bozo get on my level you say it's flat but that aint level and your rhymes are no attack because we see it is it dark in your neighborhood? grab your iphone and zoom back the sun the stars a farway son [verse 8] they awake son always son like day sun california raisun with sunglasses wayfairers like they blazun bridge building bergcalif vertical poster child running through town with witchcraft and mind magic abracadabra demmoch they spotted you like a leopard stew i bet it taste good with a little pepper how could it not dude am i demmoch now? [verse 9] fuuuuuuuu, ok boom pow i'll try it out my flow is dumb i suck my thumb and grab a stick of trident gum and write my rhymes don't no troofs and i'm sellin dimes not on the payroll [verse 10] never pulled up a paper i hit the paywall it's ghey yall this cleverness goes to waste yall like in a haste yall but demmoch DMs are my own paywall so i stand tall and laugh when bitches walk in small and wanna brawl with demmoch the legend flava flave of flat earf he bought a vowel and then he spelled dirth his flat daddy the sun is fake and it is flat laddie i do my flat dance to bring the rain to crops but the monsoon never came not even little drops the flat well is dry you lie if you say i'm strawmanning no map no model it's not a soft landing
