Veggie Monster Party (Zombies Don’t Eat Veggies)

(Verse 1) In the graveyard school where the moon hangs low, Little zombies learn what they’re told to know, “Don’t touch carrots, don’t touch peas, Brains are the only meal you need.” But in the back row, a green-eyed ghoul, Starts wondering if the rule is cool, Hiding broccoli under a spooky bed, While the teachers shake their rotten heads. (Pre-Chorus) But the night feels strange when the pumpkins glow, And the garden hums with a secret show… (Chorus) It’s a veggie monster party in the pale moonlight, Crunching carrots ‘til the graveyard feels right, We’re shaking off the rules that the old bones said, “Zombies don’t eat veggies” — but we’re misled! Oh-oh-oh, we’re alive tonight, With a lettuce crunch in the pale moonlight! (Verse 2) Now the younger zombies start to sneak away, To the garden plots where the fresh foods play, Cabbage crowns and a beetroot beat, Turn the graveyard into a dancing street. The elders groan, “This isn’t right!” But their kids are glowing in the green moonlight, No more brains-only boring decree, Just a world of crunchy anarchy. (Pre-Chorus) And the wind howls weird through the pumpkin vines, Like the future is changing one bite at a time… (Chorus) It’s a veggie monster party in the pale moonlight, Carrot sticks got the zombies feeling alright, We’re tearing up the rules that the old bones said, “Zombies don’t eat veggies” — but we’re misled! Oh-oh-oh, let the garden grow, In the graveyard glow! (Bridge - big, chaotic energy) Bones rattle, but the peas are sweet, Turn the cemetery into a veggie street, No fear in the dirt, no shame in the seed, Just a monster world with a different feed! (Final Chorus) It’s a veggie monster party, don’t be shy or polite, Broccoli blasting in the spooky night, We’re rewriting rules that the old bones said, “Zombies don’t eat veggies” — but we’re well-fed! Oh-oh-oh, hear the garden call, Veggies for the undead all!