《NEUROKICK》 【Intro】 Welcome, challengers, to the NEUROKICK CIRCUIT!! Today's workout will stimulate your brain, bones, AND soul!! Warning: excessive endorphins may cause transcendence. LET THE NEUROKICK BEGIN!!! 【Verse 1】 Flex it! Pop it! Pump that core! Every drop of sweat opens heaven's door! Dopamine karate! Protein splash! Spinning kick of serotonin—make it clash! Quads like thunder, calves on fire, My triceps scream like an angel choir! Cardio battle! Glucose rush! Crunch that fate with an abs-blast crush! 【Pre-Chorus】 Neuro pathways overheating! Biceps chanting ancient greetings! Milk your calcium destiny! KICK TO REWRITE BIOLOGY!! 【Chorus 1】 Burn me, burn me, wipe the sweat! Have your muscles join the feast! Spandex nation, rise and flex! Feel the power! Be the beast! C’mon! WHEY WHEY! TO GLORY! 爆熱！熱血！ダンベル無双！ 脳内ホルモンが舞ってる！ NEUROKICK—再生せよッ！！ 【Verse 2】 ドーパミン痛拳道場へようこそ！ 一蹴りごとに、羞恥心が蒸発する！！ 膝小僧がキラッキラ☆ 肩がゴゴゴゴ！！ 靴下は伸縮自在！気合でサイズアップ！！ ミトコンドリアが「イェーー！！」って叫んでる！ 運命を吸って、絶望を吐け！ 肋骨ドラム、骨盤ローリング、 筋肉様のお食事タイムだァァ！！ 【Pre-Chorus 2】 Sweat is truth, the gym’s confession, Heartbeat slaps like drum procession! Brain says “no,” but glutes say “YES!” KICK THE LIMITS! BURN THE STRESS! 【Chorus 2】 Burn me, burn me, wipe the sweat! Fill your lungs with vapor light! Jersey saints, unite and shred! Strike that pose—ignite the night! C’mon! WHEY WHEY! TO GLORY! 喝哈ーーッ!! 筋肉天啓クラッシュ！ 骨密度、天へ届く！ NEUROKICK—限界突破ァァァ！！ 【Bridge】 Push-up prayer! Sit-up scream! 運動で社会を変えるぞ！！ Dumbbell diplomacy! Aerobic truth! 燃えろ、ドーパミンの拳！！！ ……でも、飲食も大事だぞ。 適度なチートデイは必要だ。 えっ えっ えっ えっ えっ！？ でもな！！油物ばっか食ってんじゃねぇぇぇーー！！！ NO REST! NO REGRET! You are the rhythm—you are the set! When the sweat drops, so does fear. ONE MORE REP FOR THE COSMOS, DEAR! 【Final Chorus】 Burn me, burn me, wipe the sweat! Let your soul do jumping jacks! Lactic acid holy war! 腹筋革命の幕開けだッ！！ C’mon! WHEY WHEY! TO GLORY! 叫べ！踊れ！汗で飛べ！ 笑って殴れ！叫んで走れ！ NEUROKICK—お前が主役だ！！！ 【Outro】 …Now exhale. You’ve become the sweat. See you next cycle, NEUROKICK WARRIOR!!
