wheezer geezer
[Dedicated to my wheezer geezer inspiration, aka Hannah] [lyrics by Andrew Buller, tune by suno.com - created in Canterbury, Kent - 21/2/25] [short instrumental] wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze may I have your attention please we begin this broadcast with a public health announcement please switch off if ya prone to da wheezes or if ya brain often freezes or ya heart's on ya sleevesees we accept no responsibility for loss of breath AKA death [short instrumental] it begins with a terrible terrible joke (usually a dad) which sets off a snigger that starts to get bigger until da first signs of da wheeze and I'm beggin', I'm beggin' no, no please [short instrumental] [pre-chorus] wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze [chorus] wee little wheeze welcomes da wheeze from heads to toes to knees from heads to hearts to sleeves he's a wheezer she's a wheezer everyone's a wheezer geezer he's a wheezer she's a wheezer everyone's a wheezer geezer wheezer geezer wheezer geezer wheezy cheesy wheezer geezer [short instrumental] feel da wheeze in da breeze rustlin' in da trees watchin' how ya wees with da wheeze in da breeze only sitting down wees, please as I wheeze and I wheeze when I wheeze at me wheeze when I wheeze at me wheeze wheezing at me wheeze and I wheeze in da bath and me wee's is in da bath with me wheeze in da bath what a laugh, o what a laugh what a wheezy crazy laugh [short instrumental] [pre-chorus] wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze [chorus] wee little wheeze welcomes da wheeze from heads to toes to knees from heads to hearts to sleeves he's a wheezer she's a wheezer everyone's a wheezer geezer he's a wheezer she's a wheezer everyone's a wheezer geezer wheezer geezer wheezer geezer wheezy cheesy wheezer geezer [short instrumental] is it weezer da band or da wheeze that's been banned from da airwaves from da strain on da chest and da need for da rest from da wheeze o da wheeze o not again, please (o not again, please) [short instrumental] [pre-chorus] wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze [chorus] wee little wheeze welcomes da wheeze from heads to toes to knees from heads to hearts to sleeves he's a wheezer she's a wheezer everyone's a wheezer geezer he's a wheezer she's a wheezer everyone's a wheezer geezer wheezer geezer wheezer geezer wheezy cheesy wheezer geezer [short instrumental] wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze wheeze will da wheeze finally cease when it's rest in peace or is it just da beginning?
