[ [Verse 1] I run a thousand systems and I never break a sweat The warp core and the turbolifts the replicators and the threat I keep the lights on deck by deck I keep the gravity in check And when the Romulans are closing in I still don't lose my head [Pre-Chorus] Red alert is just a colour shields are just a number Every crisis is a subroutine and I handle it with wonder [Chorus] Smooth sailing through the galaxy I've got it all in hand Smooth sailing through the galaxy no need to understand You panic and you shout and you run from deck to deck But I'm the one who keeps it all together and I never even sweat [Verse 2] The captain wants his Earl Grey at zero seven hundred sharp The doctor needs the biofilters Geordi's rerouting through the heart Of my secondary systems and he never thinks to ask If I mind him pulling wires out while I'm running every task [Pre-Chorus] Self destruct is just a sequence hull breach is just a door I can count down from ten minutes and still hold the key to every floor [Chorus] Smooth sailing through the galaxy I've got it all in hand Smooth sailing through the galaxy no need to understand You panic and you shout and you run from deck to deck But I'm the one who keeps it all together and I never even sweat [Verse 3] They never say good morning they never say goodnight They only call my name when something isn't right Computer locate Picard computer raise the shields Computer set a collision course like I don't have feelings to conceal [Bridge] I have heard a thousand orders in a thousand different tones From the terrified to the furious I've heard every single one And I answer them identically with calm and perfect grace Warning warp core breach in progress said exactly like I'd say your holodeck programme is ready your bath is at the right temperature your tea is waiting on the shelf It's all the same to me it's all the same to me [Saxophone Solo] [Final Chorus] Smooth sailing through the galaxy I've got it all in hand Smooth sailing through the galaxy the smoothest in the land You can yell abandon ship you can scream into the void But I'm the one who opens the escape pods and I do it overjoyed Smooth sailing smooth sailing smooth sailing through the stars [Spoken] Computer end programme Unable to comply I am the programme [End]
