Sneakin’ Cookies (Santa Don’t Miss a Thing)

Sneakin’ Cookies (Santa Don’t Miss a Thing) Performed by: One funky, soulful woman with a wink in her voice and a rhythm in her step. [Verse 1] I crept real slow past the Christmas tree, The lights were blinkin', but they ain’t see me. Reached in the jar for a midnight snack, Then I heard sleigh bells — had to jump back! [Chorus] 🎶 Sneakin’ cookies on Christmas Eve, 🎶 Thought I could get one and then just leave. 🎶 But Santa Claus don’t miss a thing— 🎶 He got eyes in the sky and a diamond ring! [Verse 2] Tiptoed past the candied yams, Lookin’ for the fudge made by Uncle Sam. Crumbs on my lip, caught red-hot— Santa in the doorway, said, “Girl, you been caught!” [Chorus] 🎶 Sneakin’ cookies like I’m slick, 🎶 Caught with my hand on the peppermint stick. 🎶 But Santa Claus don’t miss a thing— 🎶 He got reindeer eyes and soul that swing! [Bridge] 🎶 He sees you when you’re snackin’, 🎶 He knows when you tiptoe. 🎶 He got style like Shaft 🎶 And a red coat that glow! [Final Chorus] 🎶 Sneakin’ cookies, feelin’ bold, 🎶 Thought I could hustle like I was cold. 🎶 But Santa Claus don’t miss a beat— 🎶 He got funky boots and magic feet!