[Intro: Tazar, Ossir & Mephala] Order up! (Order up!) Trays are stacking, kitchen's loud Tazar, Ossir, Mephala in the crowd Order up! [Chorus: Tazar, Ossir & Mephala] This is Mac Club, best table in town Pile it up, pile it up, don't put it down Mac Club, pass the sauce around We eat first, we ask questions never Mac Club, hold the line forever [Verse 1: Tazar] Midday sun and my stomach's a drum Line's out the door but the smell's already come Sizzle on the grill, that's the sound I chase Elbow to the counter, gotta hold my place Griddle's poppin' (griddle's poppin') Cheese is meltin' (cheese is meltin') Bag it, wrap it, we ain't stoppin' Kitchen's callin' my name [Chorus: Tazar, Ossir & Mephala] This is Mac Club, best table in town Pile it up, pile it up, don't put it down Mac Club, pass the sauce around We eat first, we ask questions never Mac Club, hold the line forever [Post-Chorus: Mac Club] Napkins up, let it fly Grease on my fingers, don't ask why Feast is spread from wall to wall Bring another tray, we're taking it all [Verse 2: Mac Club — Roll Call] Tazar's got the TFC Burger, double-stacked Ossir's on the MacDaddy, ain't lookin' back Mephala's buildin' towers out of Loaded Fries While Tazar's Snag is smokin' right before our eyes Pass the Potato Gems, keep 'em comin' round QP piled up higher than the counter's crowned Folk Hero Special landin' center of the spread Kitchen's callin' — everybody's fed [Chorus: Tazar, Ossir & Mephala] This is Mac Club, best table in town Pile it up, pile it up, don't put it down Mac Club, pass the sauce around We eat first, we ask questions never Mac Club, hold the line forever [Post-Chorus: Mac Club & Tazar] Napkins up, let it fly Grease on my fingers, don't ask why Feast is spread from wall to wall Bring another tray, we're taking it all Napkins up, one more round Loudest table in the whole damn town Feast is spread, don't let it slow Mephala's Rack is stealing the whole show [Interlude: Tazar, Ossir & Mephala] Rack goes 'round, pass it here Coffee's pourin', keep it clear Last one standing gets the final bite [Outro: Tazar, Ossir & Mephala] This is Mac Club, best table in town Pile it up, pile it up, don't put it down Mac Club, pass the sauce around This is Mac Club, we run this ground This is Mac Club, best table in town Pile it up, pile it up, one more round Mac Club — kitchen's closing now Mac Club — we'll be back somehow
