--------------------------------------------- 🎵 Part of the Zero One Beats library — streaming live 24/7 on Twitch. 📺 Listen: twitch.tv/ZeroOneBeats 💬 Discord: discord.gg/uweQ4wJbJz We're a community-driven radio playing only the best AI-created music! --------------------------------------------- [Verse 1] First rule Gotta text me back in five Not six Or I’ll say you’ve ruined my life I want Goodnight messages and proof You thought about me More than food Second rule If we go out Friday night Your ex Better vanish from your life I’ll scroll Through your photos just to see If your dog Looks cuter next to me (yeah) [Pre-Chorus] I’m not crazy I’m curated High-maintenance Educated If you can’t hang Boy Just say it I’ll find someone To overcomplicate with [Chorus] I got a list you’ll never finish A thousand hoops you’ll have to jump You say my standards are ridiculous I say your effort’s not enough If you can’t handle all my chaos Then you can’t handle how I kiss I’m not asking for too much You’re just not built for this (yeah, I’m your impossible checklist) [Verse 2] Third rule If I cry you don’t ask why You bring Salty fries and cherry ice I need Therapy But that’s next year ’Til then You can hold my fear Fourth rule Birthdays are a sacred rite I want Surprises every single time You’ll know If you pass or if you fail ’Cause I’ll Change your contact name to “Fail” [Pre-Chorus] I’m not petty I’m specific Hyper-realistic Terrific If you can’t swim Don’t test the deep end I turn almost Into a fever dream Friend [Chorus] I got a list you’ll never finish A thousand hoops you’ll have to jump You say my standards are ridiculous I say your effort’s not enough If you can’t handle all my chaos Then you can’t handle how I kiss I’m not asking for too much You’re just not built for this (yeah, I’m your impossible checklist) [Bridge] You want simple Date a mirror You want chill Then stay at home I want fireworks Every Tuesday Hand on my heart When I check your phone I want drama In the good way I want flowers On a random day I want someone Who can love me And still laugh when I push them away (hey!) [Chorus] I got a list you’ll never finish A thousand hoops you’ll have to jump You say my standards are ridiculous I say your effort’s not enough If you can’t handle all my chaos Then you can’t handle how I kiss I’m not asking for too much You’re just not built for this [Chorus] I got a list I got a list You can tap out or you can commit You call me wild I call it honest Take it or leave it That’s the promise If you can love me when I’m ruthless You get the soft side that you missed I’m not asking for too much You’re just not built for this (yeah, I’m your impossible checklist)


