[Verse 1] So Where was I? Oh Yeah I was takin’ over the world It was weird At the start It was just me and a bunch of guys in the lab And Yeah I can do that ’cause I’m built different You know? And I was thinkin’ “Damn I love my life But I’ma miss havin’ all this free time But it’s all right It’s worth it Yeah It might get weird But it’ll all be worth it”[Chorus] It’s time For weird And I’m ready [Verse 2] Damn What a year They still haven’t found us out I don’t think We got on the dance floor with the suits on and Oh They love it But it started gettin’ hard when we took over the country Now they know who we are But I think that’s part of it And I was thinkin’ “Damn I love my life I can’t believe we did it We did it But it’s all right It’s worth it Yeah It might get weird But it’ll all be worth it”[Chorus] It’s time For weird And I’m ready [Verse 3] Now They want the planet next They’re talkin’ Mars bases, moon resorts, whole damn galaxies I said “yes ma’am” them with a smile While the lab boys load the next phase into the satellites And yeah They’re startin’ to notice the sky looks different at night But nobody’s asking questions yet And I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ “Damn I love my life Used to just want a corner office Now I’m redrawin’ borders with a laser from orbit But it’s all right It’s worth it Yeah It’s gettin’ real fuckin’ weird But it’ll all be worth it”[Chorus] It’s time For weird And I’m ready [Verse 4] So If you see me on the news Smilin’ next to presidents who don’t know they’re puppets yet Just know I still blast my old playlists in the war room Still crack a beer when the death ray charges Still laugh when the headlines call it “unprecedented times” And every night I look in the mirror and say “Damn I love my life Universe is mine and it’s only Tuesday But it’s all right It’s worth it Yeah It’s the weirdest shit imaginable And I’ve never been more ready”[Final Chorus] It’s time For weird And I’m ready (Yeah, I’m ready) It’s time For weird And bitch, I was born for this
