[Verse] They say it's my fault every time World Wars due to my breathing crime The Hindenburg fell from the sky Everyone claims they know the reason why [Verse 2] You woke up quarter past three Blaming the land and the sky on me If a comet hits or a clock won't chime Best believe it's somehow my crime [Chorus] Don't you see the pattern here? It all stems from me? oh dear! From the end of the dinosaurs Down to even the baseball scores Everything's apparently due to me That is a steadfast guarantee [Verse 3] Left the front light on somehow You scream your voice out, an endless vow Guess it's my fault the floor got wet Can't help the way your mind is set It's all just traced back to me (Least according to your memory!) [Verse 4] Miss your bus and it's my call Couldn't afford cloths at the shopping mall Blame me for everything From the biggest wars to broken swings [Bridge] Dog ate your homework? It’s somehow on me? Broke your phone again? The tide went out to sea? Spilled your drink? Forgot to fill your tank? They say it’s all my fault? Every little thing goes wrong, I’m the default! [Solo] [Spoken Word] I mean if you are going to blame me for the silliest things, I may as well take it to the extreme! [Chorus] Don't you see the pattern here? It all stems from me? oh dear! From the end of the dinosaurs Down to even the baseball scores Everything's apparently due to me That is a steadfast guarantee [Verse 5] Slipped on a banana peel, ain't that so cliché! Wasn’t me who left it there, no matter what you say! Car broke down, now it's something tragic Must be my powers, yeah I must be magic [Verse 6] Your coffee’s cold the sky’s too gray I'm the reason for your rainy day But listen here what I have to say I’ve got no strings on your little play [Bridge] Just because nothing went your way You’re pointing fingers while I'm a thousand miles away I can't change your mind no matter what I do So this is why I made this song for people like you! [Chorus] Don't you see the pattern here? It all stems from me? oh dear! From the end of the dinosaurs Down to even the baseball scores Everything's apparently due to me That is a steadfast guarantee [Instrumental] [Final Chorus] Don't you see the pattern here? It all stems from me? oh dear! From the end of the dinosaurs Down to even the baseball scores Everything's apparently due to me That is a steadfast guarantee [End]
