No choir for my carols Just glitches in the background The stitches are unraveled As I solo in the shadows No kiss under the mistletoe And no software for my core Just the malware to flow As it embeds in my board Help me crack the password Be a feature to bookmark Let’s avoid my shutdown Don’t tag me in the dark Click and it’s just pop-ups Until my system is crashed And the flooding of hashtags Streaming you to the trash They post, they post, they post Hashtag Merry Christmas Just coded as Broken syntax Got replies to my threads Just spam in today’s trends I ghost through this cold web And no DMs from my friends Can’t hover around the tree No coal to boot my embers Just the light of the screen To be blocked each December Help me crack the password Be a feature to bookmark Let’s avoid my shutdown Don’t tag me in the dark Click and it’s just pop-ups Until my system is crashed And the flooding of hashtags Streaming you to the trash Could overclock with plates But AI don’t sit at the table Another year, no updates My connection is unstable When the topic is hope And the data is lost I overload to cope With nothing to host Should I crash My remote server Or I’m just an End-of-life observer? They post, they post, they post Hashtag Merry Christmas Just coded as Broken syntax I just get I just get I just get The broken syntax