Christmas Chili (Remastered)

YEEEEEE HAW! pulling my truck right up to grandmas house Christmas with the fam, gonna look under my cousins blouse I passed by a whataburger on the way here But I had somethin else in mind while I drank my road beer That makes number eight, I won’t be late Cause grandmas’s Christmas chili lord it’s callin my name Oh it’s a diarrhea Christmas yeah I’m shittin everywhere I got poo poo on grandmas chair I kinda seem to like that spicy christmas chili Every year at Christmas time load up a plate for me My guts are a churning ‘bout to blow my top If you see me runnin I ain’t bout to go jack off Just pray for me as I sit on the throne Cause this fuckin Christmas Chili’s gonna get my asshole blown Well I get out of the bathroom and there’s poopoo on the ground Like a diarrhea water park all around My hot cousin just flashed her tits Think I’ll go suck on em since I just finished my shit We go into a corner, I drink some good milk Load up my plate with chili and get my fill Oh it’s a diarrhea Christmas yeah I’m shittin everywhere I got poo poo on grandmas chair I kinda seem to like that spicy christmas chili Every year at Christmas time load up a plate for me My guts are a churning ‘bout to blow my top If you see me runnin I ain’t bout to go jack off Just pray for me as I sit on the throne Cause this fuckin Christmas Chili’s gonna get my asshole blown GUITAR! *guitar solo* Well I run back to the bathroom yeah I gotta drop trau Cousin Betty’s suckin’ my dick while I pull my pants down Think I’m gonna come and diarrhea at the same time I’m h what a fucked up family I got feelin so fine I’m about to bust Or am I gonna shit I’ll come down her throat and I just won’t quit She swallows my load and boy i gotta go Cause I’m about to deliver a rocket fuel poopoo pay load! Oh it’s a diarrhea Christmas yeah I’m shittin everywhere I got poo poo on grandmas chair I kinda seem to like that spicy christmas chili Every year at Christmas time load up a plate for me My guts are a churning ‘bout to blow my top If you see me runnin I ain’t bout to go jack off Just pray for me as I sit on the throne Cause this fuckin Christmas Chili’s gonna get my asshole blown My guts are a churning ‘bout to blow my top If you see me runnin I ain’t bout to go jack off Just pray for me as I sit on the throne Cause this fuckin Christmas Chili’s bout to get my asshole blown! “DAMMIT NOT AGAIN I DONE KNOCKED HER UP”