[Opening] Mmm mm mm Tiippy tippy too yum yum bubby gaa gaa goo [Verse] Sat at home with my laptop on penus on my hand Rubbing and gooning beyond one can think til I cream all over my seat [Chorus] Boom! Splat! Explosion like that my hands are all sticky and white What will I do now I hear the door creak? it was mayo I dropped on my pants? [Verse] I scramble to pull up what was round my feet. Unbuckled belt and meat through the zip exposing my unawares wife [Chorus] Boom! Splat! Explosion like that my hands are all sticky and white What will I do now I see my wife's face? It was mayo I dropped on her blouse? [Verse] Look of disgust all over her face "How could I be your wife?" Door slammed shut and disappointed kicks in I think she wants a divorce [Chorus] Boom! Splat! Explosion like that my hands are all sticky and white What will I do now I'm sad and alone? Eat mayo and goon all night.
