English translation at the bottom れれれのれーーーーっ [Verse] ある日 道を歩いていると ほうきを持った おじさんがいた 関わりたくない 人だったので 見えないふりして 通り過ぎた [Pre-Chorus] だがしかし おじさんは ニコニコしながら 僕の横に やってきて 親しげに 僕に言ってきたのだ お出かけですかーーーーーっ れれれのれーーーーーっ [Chorus] 頭にきた 僕は 笑顔で おじさんに向かって しっかりと 言ってやったのである 「ちょっとそこまで」 [Verse] おじさんは 自慢のほうきを 超高速に 振りかざして 僕の歩く 道の前を 掃除し始めたのである [Pre-Chorus] だがしかし 僕は 小心者なので 何も することもできず そのままずっと 歩き続けたのだ お出かけですかーーーーーっ れれれのれーーーーーっ [Chorus] 勘弁ならない 僕は 笑顔の おじさんに向かって 心の底から 言ってやったのである 「お疲れ様です」 [Bridge] その後も おじさんは 一生懸命 僕の歩く前を 掃除していってくれたのであった [Drop] 周りの人たちは 見て見ぬふりをして 足早に 駆け抜けていった [Outro] お出かけですかーーーーーっ れれれのれーーーーーっ 僕は いつしか おじさんと 一緒に 通り過ぎる 人に向かって 叫んでいたのだ お出かけですかーーーーーっ れれれのれーーーーーっ お出かけですかーーーーーっ れれれのーーれーーーーーっ "Re-re-re no Re!" [Shout] Re-re-re no reeeeeee! [Verse] One day, while walking down the street, There was a man with a broom at his feet. He looked like someone best ignored, So I passed him by—like I saw no more. [Pre-Chorus] But then— With a smile that was wide and strange, He walked up close, inside my range. And with a voice so bright and loud, He said to me, so very proud: "Heading out todayyyyyyy?" "Re-re-re no reeeeeee!" [Chorus] I was mad, but kept my grin, I turned to him and let it begin. Calm but sharp, I said my piece— "Just out for a bit, if you please." [Verse] Then he swung that broom of his, Faster than the eye could quiz. Sweeping fast right in my way, Cleaning the path for my feet that day. [Pre-Chorus] But you see— I'm a nervous kind of guy, So I couldn’t argue, couldn’t lie. I just kept walking like before, While he swept ahead even more. "Heading out todayyyyyyy?" "Re-re-re no reeeeeee!" [Chorus] I’d had enough—I lost my cool, Still smiling like a proper fool. I turned to him and firmly said: "Thanks for the help." (With a bow of my head) [Bridge] Even after that, he stayed, Sweeping hard with broom in play. Clearing every step I take— Like it was his job, for goodness' sake. [Drop] Everyone else just looked away, Eyes averted, rushed their day. No one asked, no one stared, They just ran like they were scared. [Outro] "Heading out todayyyyyyy?" "Re-re-re no reeeeeee!" And somehow there I was again, Next to him like we were friends. Yelling at the passersby— With broom in hand, arms held high: "Heading out todayyyyyyy?" "Re-re-re no reeeeeee!" "Heading out todayyyyyyy?" "Re-re-re nooooooo... reeeeeeeee!"
