Intro] Yeah... Kick the tires, sip that brew. Life's too short... don't be a douche canoe. [Hook] 🎶 Don't be a douche canoe, floatin' full of hot air, Thinkin' you're the king when nobody put you there. You can ride the river smooth, or crash into the shore, A little bit of kindness gets you so much more. Don't be a douche canoe... it ain't a good look, dude. 🎶 [Verse 1] Got a rusty Chevy with a toolbox rattlin', Neighbor's fence fell down, so we all start battlin'... Not with fists, with hammers and nails, Cold drinks afterward, tellin' fish tales. Some folks roll coal just to cloud up the day, Others pull a stranger from a ditch on the way. One leaves scars, one leaves hope, Choose your paddle, choose your boat. [Pre-Chorus] A smile don't cost a dime, Being decent ain't a crime. If your ego needs a bigger zip code, Maybe let a little air out of that rowboat. [Hook] 🎶 Don't be a douche canoe, driftin' with bad attitude, Muddyin' every creek with unnecessary feud. Throw a rope instead of shade, lend a hand or two, The world's got enough storms... don't be a douche canoe. 🎶 [Verse 2] (Rap) I done met millionaires humble in dusty boots, And broke folks rich with the love they produce. Respect ain't bought, it grows like corn, Every sunrise gives another chance to be reborn. Hold the door, wave hello, tip your hat, stay cool, You don't gotta act like a damn fool. Strength ain't loud, it don't gotta flex, Real ones leave peace wherever they step. [Bridge] We're all floatin' downstream, same muddy ride, Better make room for somebody by your side. When your journey's over and the current runs through, What'll folks remember about you? [Final Hook] 🎶 Don't be a douche canoe, life's a winding stream, We're all just chasin' down a halfway crazy dream. Be the boat that lifts somebody when they're sinkin' low, Leave a wake of laughter everywhere you go. Don't be a douche canoe... Be the friend everybody knows. 🎶 [Outro] Life's a river, partner. You can splash everybody... or help 'em cross. Grab the right paddle. Ride with heart. 🌾🛶🎤
